Talking Out Of Four Sides Of His Mouths

December 30th, on Meet The Press: "I've never tried to come out with some way of imposing a doctrinaire Christian perspective in a way that is really against the Constitution. I’ve never done that."

January 14th, speaking to evangelical supporters in Michigan: "What we need to do is to amend the Constitution so that it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so that it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family."

In the past, such outrageous lying and slimeballery might escape attention. May the FSM touch YouTube with His noodly appendage!