Five Random One-Liners

Cellphone conversations overheard while walking down St. Marks Place in East Village last night....

1. "OK, but in that case I'll need to get a new wig."

2. "You just can't argue that bitches is meaner."

3. "Just put it by the super's door. If it's still there in the morning, it's definitely dead."

4. "Wait, are you talking about Gay David or Super Gay David?"

5. "No, you don't pee on it. It tells you the answer without pee."

And this was found in the Phoenix's mens room.