Frankly My Dear, My Rate Is $250/Hour

In a blistering review, the NY Times tears into Clark Gable: Tormented Man, a new book by David Bret who claims that Cable was "gay for pay", "rough trade", and in general a self-loathing homophobe. Calling the book "breathtakingly trashy", the Times adds: "For all its smut, the book is painfully unsexy."