The Pope Can't Wait To Meet You
Pope Evilictus Valdemort is looking forward to his April visit to the United States, where Jeebus' people are fighting the good fight against queers.
"The American people's historic appreciation of the role of religion in shaping public discourse and in shedding light on the inherent moral dimension of social issues is reflected in the efforts of so many of your fellow-citizens and government leaders to ensure legal protection for God's gift of life from conception to natural death, and the safeguarding of the institution of marriage, acknowledged as a stable union between a man and a woman, and that of the family."The U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican promises him, "You will be among friends." We'll see about that. I'm betting this Pope will see more protests here than he's ready for.