Main | Friday, March 28, 2008

The TSA Wants Your Nipple Rings

After being forced to remove her nipple rings in order to pass through airport security, a woman has hired the grand dame of litigiousness, Gloria Allred, in order to sue the TSA. Having traveled many times with fairly hardcore leathermen, I can tell you that as I am typing these words, TSA employees around the country are getting quite an education from Black Party-bound men. BEEP! "That's my P.A." BEEP! "That's my frenum." BEEP! "Guiche." BEEP! "Um, that shouldn't be there."

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