Into The Woods

Hillside Campground, Saturday, 10pm

Camper 1: Yes, they're very hot. Too bad about them being botoxed.

Camper 2: Botoxed? What a turnoff.

Camper 1: Not botoxed. I said they're both tops.

Camper 2: Oh! What are their names again?

To be fair to Camper 2, I heard "botoxed" as well.