Newlywed Game Returns (No Gays Allowed)

Bawdy 70's game show The Newlywed Game is coming back to the airwaves. But via Good As You, check out the eligibility rules (PDF):I can't imagine any self-respecting queer couple wanting to go on The Newlywed Game, but then again I didn't use to think that people would eat worms for money on TV.