This Is My Body, Eat Me
Holy ham slice, you can't make it up. Speaking of burning pictures onto food, a commenter on the below-linked source reminded me about the much more fun Hello Kitty toaster. If I recall correctly, my SF friend Ggreg Taylor had his Hello Kitty toaster stolen during a party. The thief then taunted him by holding it for ransom and posting photos on the internet of its imminent destruction. "This is your Hello Kitty toaster...in TRAFFIC!"
(Via - By The Bayou)