Cruise Away Your Marxist Blues

The Christianist "news" site, World Net Daily is staging a pre-inauguration cruise for its readers who are depressed about the coming communist/socialist/Marxist government.

Dear WND readers,

I know. With all three branches of the U.S. government soon to be in the hands of the liberal-left, many of you are plagued by two giant-sized questions:

1. What can you do – what can anyone do – to protect America from morphing into another pathetic socialist state where liberty, prosperity and morality are just a fond memory? And;

2. How can you positively protect yourself, your family, your assets and your personal freedoms during what promises to be a very challenging next four years?

For some inspired and possibly life-changing answers, I want to personally invite as many of you as possible to join me, along with WND founders Joseph and Elizabeth Farah, best-selling author Jerome Corsi, Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein and other key WND folks on a pre-inauguration cruise in the Western Caribbean. Rest assured, we will thoroughly explore those two big issues – and a whole lot more.

Does anybody think it's hilarious that one of the stops on the cruise is KEY WEST? Prayer circle: 2PM. T-dance at Atlantic Shores: 4PM.