Radar Love

From the Department of Bizarre Gadgets comes the Erectile Quality Monitor:

Once you obtain an erection via your stimuli of choice, simply place the head of the penis against the pressure sensor of the device and apply pressure towards the body for a count of 5 seconds or until the penis inflects (bends). At this point a reading will flash on one of the LED indicator lights, reflecting the quality of that erection. Use this same method each time you test to help ensure accurate results.

Each device comes with a comprehensive usage guide and a measurement record chart so that you can share your results with your physician, or simply keep track of your erection quality over time. Take measurements monthly to monitor your sexual health, or track your progress while using any of the Fastsize enhancement products, or from another vendor. Whether you just want to satisfy your own curiosity, or want to measure your erection quality in the privacy of your own home without having to deal with a physician, the FastSize EQM is a vital part of keeping track of your sexual health, whether you are 18 or 80 years old!

Benefits of using the EQM...

+ Measuring the rigidity (hardness) of your erections
+ Monitoring and/or preventing the onset of Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)
+ Tracking the effectiveness of various E.D. or libido enhancing drugs/supplements
+ Tracking the effectiveness of penile enhancement devices such as the Fastsize Extender
+ Early detection of serious health conditions such as diabetes, high blood pressure, & heart disease.

The "stimulus of your choice." 8th grade snicker. It looks like a radar detector to me, but keep in mind this thing comes from a company that sells "proven enlargement products." The EQM sells for $80.

(Via - Gizmodo)