How To Become A Millionaire
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Step 2: Fall on tracks.
Step 3: Lose leg to train.
Step 4: Sue NYC.
Step 5: Collect $2.3M.
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Labels: "celibacy", drinking, dumbassery, lawsuits, NYC, subway