Octomom®

That woman with a clown car for a uterus has applied for a trademark on the word "octomom."

According to two applications filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office by Suleman on April 10, and obtained by E! News, the enterprising 33-year-old is looking for the right to attach her infamous handle to (surprise) future TV projects, as well as to Octomom-branded disposable diapers and children's wear, including dresses, pants, shirts and textile diapers.

She's also in negotiations for a reality show.