OctoLoans

Not that you've been wondering, but these days the Octomom is shilling for a payday loan company.

The site offers payday loans with high-interest rates. "If anyone knows financial hardship Nadya does," the site states. "This is why she has decided to endorse our service OctoLoan which connects you directly to a lender when you need money quickly."

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Octomom®

That woman with a clown car for a uterus has applied for a trademark on the word "octomom."

According to two applications filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office by Suleman on April 10, and obtained by E! News, the enterprising 33-year-old is looking for the right to attach her infamous handle to (surprise) future TV projects, as well as to Octomom-branded disposable diapers and children's wear, including dresses, pants, shirts and textile diapers.

She's also in negotiations for a reality show.