Spitzer 2010. Seriously.

Disgraced former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer is reportedly planning on running for state Attorney General in 2010 when current AG Andrew Cuomo runs for governor. Seriously. Spitzer: "My record as governor was disappointing, but the voters will remember my excellent two terms as attorney general."

By "disappointing" he means "hookers, wire fraud, Troopergate, Ashley Dupree."