It's Towel Day Too

As I am a hoopy frood, I must let you know that May 25th is Towel Day, a tribute to Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy author Douglas Adams, who has been suffering a permanent existence failure since 2001. Towel Day celebrations will take place at pubs worldwide, where things will get unpleasantly like being drunk. A sixth Hitchhiker's book by some dude named Eoin Colfer will be released in October, which has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. "Oh no, not again," thought the bowl of petunias.