America Says "No Homo"

UPDATE: Well...shit. That was disappointing.

Tonight's American Idol final isn't slated to end until about 10:15pm EST, so no update here until at least 1:15am Gotham time. Even if you have no interest in the competition, you must allow that the pitting of a devout Christian folk singer against a glam, guylinered and GAY rocker is a fascinating window onto the evolution of American pop culture. We may see some history tonight.