Batwoman Runs For Mayor Of DC

Billing herself as the nation's first openly lesbian Jewish superhero, a candidate named Batwoman has thrown her cowl into the DC mayoral race.

Today, I Batwoman, proudly announce my candidacy for mayor Washington, DC. I do so because I believe that we are in a monumental period in the history of our nation's capital that requires a different kind of leadership. We need a real hero for real equality. My father, my personal hero, instilled in me a commitment to community, family and service. Because of this and my love of DC, I am committed to making our city the most livable city on earth. I have spent a majority of my adult fighting against corruption and crime as a superhero. I now look to continue my service to the people of DC by working to reduce violent crime, ensure that all residents are able to see a doctor when ill and that every person is able to marry the person they love.

Batwoman faces a hard battle against popular incumbent Adrian Fenty, who also supports marriage equality, but who rarely wears a cape.