Rep. Michele Bachmann May Run For President (But Only If God Tells Her To)

"If I felt that’s what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it. When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard. If I am called to serve in that realm I would serve, but if I am not called, I wouldn’t do it." - Birther/deather and all-around loon Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN). Bachmann says that God already told her to run for Congress in 2006, so clearly he's paying attention to her career.

Can you imagine a 2012 GOP field that includes Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum, and Michele Bachmann? Oh please oh please oh please, let it happen.