Mormon Leader: Satan Made You Gay

Speaking to a Mormon "ex-gay" group, LDS Elder Bruce Hafen said "being gay is not in your DNA" and that if you think you are, it's because Satan is telling you so.

Hafen promised attendees, "If you are faithful, on resurrection morning -- and maybe even before then -- you will rise with normal attractions for the opposite sex." Whenever the devil -- whom Hafen referred to as "the adversary" -- tries to "convince you that you are hopelessly 'that way,' so that acting out your feelings is inevitable, he is lying," Hafen said. "He is the father of lies."

After the meeting, Hafen put on his Magic Underpants™ and returned to baptizing dead Jews.