No Signs Of Life

L Train, Monday, 9:30pm

Hipster Chick 1: Yeah, so it's pretty big and the price is OK, but it's waaay at the end of the R train.
Hipster Chick 2: Totally BFE out there.
Hipster Chick 1: Right? And Kristen pointed out that we hadn't seen a single gay man the entire time.
Hipster Chick 2: Like I said, beyond civilization.
Hipster Chick 1: Totally.