Karl Rove Gets Divorced

The man who launched the national anti-gay marriage movement in 2004, shortly after burying his gay father, has gotten divorced.

After 24 years of marriage, many of which were spent under incredible stress and strain during the White House years, the Roves came to a mutual decision that they would end the marriage. They did spend Christmas together with their son, and they plan to spend time together in the future. They maintain a strong friendship, and they both feel that that friendship is a source of comfort and inspiration for their friends and family.

How long until a tight-faced bottle-blond trophy mistress makes her appearance?