The Closer

Duane Reade, 1st Avenue, 8:30am

Hipster Dude 1: And then she said I was emotionally crippled, that my family is all freaks, that I'm going nowhere in my job, that I'm lazy, that I've got bad taste. She just went on and on.

Hipster Dude 2: What did you say?

Hipster Dude 1: I told her she's fat.

Hipster Dude 2: Game. Set. Match.