This Week In Holy Crimes

Over the last seven days...

Texas: Pastor Hezekiah Stallwork charged with molesting a seven year-old girl. Other victims are expected to come forward.
Mississippi: Youth pastor Stephen Brown charged with multiples counts of possessing child pornography.
Louisiana: Pastor Joseph Jones charged with multiple felony counts of dumping untreated human sewage from the six subdivisions he manages.
New York: Rabbi Milton Balkany charged with attempting to extort $4M from a hedge fund by claiming he had knowledge of insider trading.
California: Pastor John Albert Kleinpeter pleads guilty to using a hidden camera to take photos up women's skirts at a shopping mall. Heh, "Kleinpeter."
Florida: Pastor Gaston Smith convicted of stealing funds from a charity he set up to aide impoverished seniors.
New Brunswick: Pastor Frederick Hanson convicted of sexually assaulting an 11 year-old girl.
Kentucky: Pastor Marion Barnes charged with five felony counts of child molestation.
South Carolina: Pastor Arley Atchley charged with molesting two boys.
New York: Father Ralph Johnson arrested on 15 felony counts of molesting boys.
North Carolina: Pastor Ronnie Lee Jones confesses to felony embezzlement charges after being caught stealing from his church's treasury.
Ireland: Father Ronald Bennett pleads guilty to multiple counts of child molestation.
Sydney: Father Robert Fuller convicted of masturbating over a webcam to a police officer he believed to be a 13 year-old girl.

This Week's Winner-
Uganda: Pastor Martin Ssempa screened hardcore gay porn during church services to 300 parishioners this week in an attempt to increase support for his "kill gays" bill. But this move backfired as fellow pastors across Uganda condemned Ssempa for disrespecting a house of worship. Some are calling for his arrest for violating anti-pornography laws.