Quote Of The Day - Anthony Weiner

"Every single moment that we are stroking our beards and gazing at our navel and thinking about the world we’d like to be and singing ‘Kumbaya’ is another day we’re not punching Bill O’Reilly in the nose. I follow Twitter for the Tea Party and just show up to fuck with them. No, I don’t do that. I just sit at my desk and they send me talcum powder every couple of weeks." - Rep. Anthony Weiner, telling jokes from the DJ booth of a Lower East Side bar. Weiner used to be Jon Stewart's roommate, which explains a lot.