IDENTIFY YOURSELVES: An Open Call To The Boyfriends, Tricks, And Hook-Ups Of So-Called Newly Gay Ken Mehlman

Ken Mehlman is running around telling the world that he only JUST realized that he is gay, despite the fact that his homosexuality has been common knowledge around Washington DC since the days of the virulently anti-gay 2004 George W. Bush campaign. The Atlantic's Marc Ambinder: "People were suspicious of Mehlman's sexuality for years. Who knew? The people who 'knew' are the people who Ken had sex with. But Ken says he had sex with no one, and told no one, because he didn't want to tell anyone, because he was uncomfortable with that part of his life."

Nobody HERE, of course, is buying that load of crap. Therefore today we send out this call to any former boyfriends, tricks, or hook-ups of Ken Mehlman: PLEASE come forward and identify yourselves. Tell us where, when and how you met Mehlman and exactly what went down. And we're looking for substantiations of your claims: emails, text messages, voicemails, photographs, whatever. If you can provide no such backup of your dalliances with Mehlman, we'll probably need a second person (roommate, friend, co-worker) to support your story.

Email me directly at JoeMyGod@gmail.com.