Children Of The Corn Clown Car

The Duggars and their nineteen crotch-fruit won the "Pro-Family Entertainment Award" at the Family Research Council's Values Voter Summit yesterday, where human clown car Michelle Duggar railed against abortion and contraception. And then the children of the corn took out their violins and sang about the righteousness of Jeesbus and the cold, cold loneliness of being just one of nineteen children.