This Will Get The Gays To Watch

Kylie Minogue will perform at this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (That sound you hear is half of Hell's Kitchen rushing to claim a front row spot.) Also performing this year:

India Arie, Big Time Rush, Betty Buckley, Ann Hampton Callaway, the casts of Broadway’s American Idiot, Elf, Memphis, Million Dollar Quartet, the Big Apple Circus, the cast and Muppets of Sesame Street, Miranda Cosgrove, Jimmy Fallon & The Roots, Gloriana, Michael Grimm, Arlo Guthrie, Keri Hilson, Eric Hutchinson, Juanes, Victoria Justice, Gladys Knight, Mannheim Steamroller, Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih, Power Rangers Samurai, Joan and Melissa Rivers, Crystal Shawanda, Jessica Simpson, and Kanye West.

It'll be interesting to see how Macy's edits Kylie's famously scantily-clad backup dancers.

RELATED: JMG reader Chev points us to this just-out tribute to Kylie featuring a LOT of beautiful boys.