Crazy Eyes For President?

Rep. Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann is considering running for president in 2012. SRSLY. Bachmann's campaign is expected to cost $200 bazillion dollars a day, according to a source on a Bangladeshi forum for bird owners.

A source close to the three-term congresswoman said Bachmann will travel to Iowa this month for multiple meetings to seek advice from political forces there and party elders close to the caucus process before coming to a final decision regarding a potential presidential run. Bachmann, a native of Waterloo, Iowa, also is set to deliver a keynote speech at an Iowans for Tax Relief PAC fundraiser Jan. 21 in Des Moines, Iowa. "Nothing is off the table," Bachmann chief of staff Andy Parrish told ABC News when asked whether the Iowa trip signaled Bachmann's intent to run for president. "The congresswoman is excited about her first trip to Iowa this year."

I cannot WAIT for the first Bachmann vs. Palin debate!