Colorado Civil Unions Debate Focuses On The Anus: KEEP OUT

Testifying yesterday during the Colorado state Senate Judiciary Committee's debate on about a proposed civil unions bill, local granny Rosina Kovar warned the room: "Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance to the anus! It's there for a reason. Keep out!" Kovar's words did not keep out the bill, it later advanced by a vote of 6-3.