And The Altar Boys Sighed In Relief

New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan has granted the city's Catholics permission to miss Mass tomorrow.

"With all of our friends and neighbors here in the community we love, we in the Catholic family are united in prayer for protection from the impending storm, and eager to offer refuge and help to those who may be endangered or harmed. Catholics take Sunday Mass very seriously, but the Church never asks us to risk our health or safety to get to church on the Lord’s Day. Please be careful! Do not take any chance with your safety and health if things get dangerous."