Quote Of The Day - Ruben Douchebag

"I praise the Lord that the National Organization for Marriage has given me opportunities to robo-call and send mailings to the voters in the 9th Congressional District about my support for Bob Turner's pro-family values. These efforts will empower Bob Turner with real support from New York's Hispanic community. I expect that the Hispanic vote in this race will be influential in determining who wins, and since the Hispanic community has traditional family values*, I believe they will vote for Bob Turner because of his position against gay marriage." - Reverend Senator Ruben "Douchebag" Diaz, via press release.

*And by "traditional family values," Diaz means shit-canning your first wife for a much younger model and staging fascist hate rallies against close family members.