Today In Fake Apologies

"I am so sorry. I did not mean to offend anyone with my comments last night on Watch What Happens Live." - Patti Stanger, host of Millionaire Matchmaker. During the show, Stanger told one viewer that he looked straight and wasn't queeny. "That's a compliment." She also claimed that gay men are incapable of monogamy and that all Jewish men are liars. Bravo has issued their own apology in the face of calls to cancel Stanger's show.