Sarah Palin: I'm Officially Not Running

Ooh, this news will make the homocons at Hillbuzz cry.

"After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order. My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can make way more fucking money by continuing to whore out my snowbilly family on reality shows."

I've edited the above for the sake of clarity.