Today In Transparent Publicity Stunts

Taylor Garrett, cast member of The A-List: Dallas, is claiming that radical leftist homofascists hurled the above rock and note through his window because of his upcoming episode with Ann Coulter and GOProud's Jimmy LaSalvia. We'll stand by for the police investigation. Checks watch. Yeah. Hey Taylor, you're totally biting on Eugene Delgaudio's schtick.