Christwire Vs. JMG, Part Two

Today on Christwire:

Last week the phallic lunging legion of letterjacket gays and their Fonzerelli leather bear cool guy, Joe My God, exploded with typically sassy homosexual anger after we exposed their organized campaign to smear the good name Herman Cain. Democrats and gays fear Herman Cain because he is tough. He can roll with the punches and keep a watermelon joy cheer grin written on his face, and laugh about it. Gays are trying to become the new black in America and there is nothing that scares the Democrats more than an Obama vs Cain lineup, because liberals are natural racists.

RELATED: There's a chapter about me in the coming Christwire book, which will be released on December 27th. My bit is titled The Online Homosexual Menace. Or something!