NY Sen. Ruben Diaz Denounces Cuomo And Bloomberg As Sinning Fornicators

NY Sen. Ruben Diaz is denouncing Gov. Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg as sinning fornicators who are setting evil examples for all of the state.

“I, for my part, don’t want to offend anyone, but the Bible, the word of God; calls it fornication to live as husband and wife without having made this union a wedding officially blessed by God and man,” Diaz wrote on on the website of the cable show “Ramón Aníbal TV.” Bloomberg lives with longtime girlfriend Diana Taylor and Cuomo shares a Westchester home with Food Network star Sandra Lee. Diaz, a Democrat, also cited high-powered Hollywood couples like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for setting a bad example. “Everyone living in this situation is reinforcing the idea that it is OK to live in common law without being married,” Diaz told the Daily News Friday. "It hurts, but that’s the truth and sometimes the truth hurts,” said Diaz, who was also one of the Legislature’s most vocal critics of gay marriage.

Shacking up is an mortal sin, but leading a raving army of 20,000 evangelicals through the streets of New York as they chant for Jesus to slay homosexuals? That's an righteous example of Christianity! Glory! Praise!

UPDATE: I almost forgot my traditional closing line: Fuck YOU, Ruben Diaz. Fuck you right in the motherfucking ear.