Christians To "Cry" For Filthy Hollywood

On Thursday thousands of Christians will gather in a Los Angeles amphitheater to "cry" for the festering immoral cesspool that Hollywood has become.

"The whole heart of the day is to pray … to fast … to worship, and to believe God [will] move in the heart of entertainment media in a way that will impact the whole nation and the world," details Faytene Grasseschi, the event director. "We all know how much of an influence entertainment media has on America, on the nations of the earth, and on the generation at large. So we're going there to pray … that God will move in a powerful way."

If Thursday's fasting goes anything like at Rick Perry's rally, expect very long lines in the food court.