Today In Crazy People

Global Fire Ministries claims that God herself rained down pieces of "manna" during a revival in Wisconsin. Looks like oyster crackers to me, but whatevs, nutjobs. (And WTF is going on at 0:25?? Get the net!) Global Fire also sells $19.99 instructional DVDs on how to raise the dead, just in case you're totally missing MeeMaw this Christmas.

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