Today's Breitbart Death Conspiracy

First we learned that President Obama had Andrew Breitbart murdered with a subsonic heart attack ray. Then we learned that Obama's henchmen killed the coroner who prepared Breitbart's autopsy report. Now there's this!

A private investigator has been unable to find the only eyewitness to the sudden death of media innovator and conservative activist Andrew Breitbart. The apparent disappearance of Christopher Lasseter, who says he saw Breitbart drop to the sidewalk in front of a restaurant, adds to the mystery surrounding Breitbart’s March 1 death. After recruiting the assistance of private investigators, WND found that Lasseter, the 26-year-old witness who saw Breitbart drop dead, is no longer residing at his last known address in California. At the request of WND, Ohio-based private investigator Susan Daniels recruited a California-based private investigator to find Lasseter. The local investigator tried without success to find a cell phone or landline phone number for Lasseter.

We can't find his phone number! Obama killed him!