Vatican: Satan Leaked Our Dirt

Yes, it was the butler. But also, SATAN.

A senior Vatican official on Monday blamed the media — and the devil — for fueling the scandal over the butler who leaked Vatican documents. The Vatican secretary of state, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, told the Italian Catholic weekly Famiglia Cristiana that journalists reporting on the scandal were “pretending to be Dan Brown,” an author who has written novels about power struggles inside the Roman Catholic Church. “The truth is that there’s a will to create division that comes from the devil,” Cardinal Bertone said.