AFA: Buy Our Hate Coffee

In an obvious dig at Starbucks, the American Family Association is promoting its own coffee brand with proceeds allegedly going to their relentless campaign to inflict Christianity upon unwilling Third World nations. The top-listed flavor: Relationship Blend. Via press release:

We use coffee in our blends that support other missionary and humanitarian efforts in places such as Ethiopia, Papua New Guinea, and others. So, when you purchase our coffee you are supporting various efforts in remote parts of the world. It is our desire to build lasting relationships with the people groups we serve by conducting ourselves as men and women of integrity, ethical, and transparency with all whom we serve. We desire to bring the light of Jesus Christ to all the world.

Offer your own AFA coffee flavors in the comments.