NYC Subway Blast Was Sign From Jesus

Jesus really wanted to warn the people on my block: "This is a tiny blast compared to what is determined upon Northeast US and New York because of our sins. It behoves us to seek Christ and be on the alert." On an equally hilarious note, watch this Fox News report on the explosion just for the woman who screeches: "We didn't move to this nay-bah-hood to be killed by dynamite!" Love her accent.

(Tipped by JMG reader Stephen)