Gay Denial Of The Day

"Mr. Broughton denies each and every allegation whatsoever that has been inferred that he may have been a gay man. He is a straight man. And he thinks the idea and concept of butt chugging is repulsive." - So says the lawyer for a University of Tennessee frat boy who was rushed unconscious to the hospital with a .40 blood alcohol level allegedly after having taken wine up the butt at a Pi Kappa Alpha party.  Gawker has the video of the press conference and observes: "All the while, the rest of the fraternity stands there in the back, very stoic, as if they were at a funeral or something. How they managed not to laugh at every mention of butt chugging is beyond me."  The lawyer says he's going to sue the media outlets that said his client had been butt chugging.  The fraternity has been suspended.