Gays Ruined Canadian Thanksgiving

Unemployed sportcaster Damian Goddard was forced to miss Canadian Thanksgiving this week because he had to rush to a NOM convention in Minnesota to warn that same-sex marriage was going to plunge the state into the same "cultural sinkhole" that has destroyed his own homeland.  Tragically, Goddard missed his roasted beaver dinner in vain, because he was turned back by U.S. border agents who, according to Goddard, suspected he was crossing the border in search of a job. Or something!   Watch as he complains about his aborted trip and about how horrible Ontario is for wanting to protect gay kids from getting beaten up at school.

NOTE: Goddard has filed a complaint with the Canadian Human Rights Commission, claiming that he was fired one day after posting a tweet "in defense of one man - one woman marriage."