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Tony Perkins Denounces Big Bird Flap

"Liberals will do anything to distract from the President's debate performance--even if it means sticking their beak into Big Bird's business. For now, the Obama campaign is turning its attention to the only economy it can sustain: Sesame Street's. In a new ad, the President mocks Mitt Romney for suggesting that America has more important priorities than taxpayer-funded puppeteering. While the U.S. teeters on a financial cliff and global tensions nearly boil over, this President is campaigning on the virtues of fictional characters! It's time for Big Bird to leave the nest. There's no better way to honor the show than to use the math it taught us and get America out of debt!" - Hate group leader Tony Perkins, via press release.

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