PA Crackpots Hold Anti-Gay Parade

Towing wagons bearing the Ten Commandments, this weekend a group of "Christian warriors" staged an anti-gay marriage parade through Uniontown, Pennsylvania.  Because human-dog marriage is right around the corner!

“We are here to encourage people to stand up and support traditional marriage,” said Rev. Ewing Marrietta, pastor of the Liberty Baptist Church in North Union Township. Joe Joseph, one of the parade’s organizers, said the parade is like any other honoring the public on special occasions. “We are not here to protest against any certain groups or situations,” Joseph said. Ewing quoted the Bible as saying that marriage should be between a man and a woman. He said God created the qualities that make a marriage so precious. “We have couples here who have made it work,” Ewing said in praise of the three couples who have been married at least 50 years.

Lloyd and Anna Hamilton will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary Dec. 15. Their baptism as culture warriors was inspired by an assault they see is aimed at traditional values. Moments after the parade started, the Hamiltons were inside their car as part of the procession heading down Main Street toward George Marshall Memorial Plaza. Sunday was the first time they had ever marched for a cause like this. “We want to support traditional marriage,” Lloyd Hamilton said. “Our system of values is under attack.” Anna Hamilton added, “Where does it stop? If we allow same sex marriage, then why not allow a person to marry an animal?”

(Tipped by JMG reader Steve)