Today In Super-Creepy Christian Toys
super-creepy teddy bear that drones out bible quotes while children sleep. And we're the ones indoctrinating kids.
With the Scripture player nestled inside of the teddy bear, your child can sleep while literally holding onto and listening to the comforting promises of our Lord and Savior. Narrated by Pastor Matthew Hagee, the Promises To Grow On Scripture player contains both Words of encouragement and Bible verses in a format especially tailored for children. Whether at sleep or play, your children and grandchildren can listen to the soothing Word of God’s promises.
(Via Christian Nightmares)