Body Of Christ Pez Dispenser

Product description: "The Communion Host Dispenser offers a touch-free solution to preparing and serving communion, helping to prevent the passing of germs. The Dispenser can reduce the cost by as much as 50 percent by reducing the time and personnel needed to prepare and serve communion all year long."  Available in a 24K gold-plated version for only $313.20.  Hip and durable canvas messenger bag style carrying satchel (with gold cross): $129.95. Fitted cloth cover (with gold cross): $55.95. NOM's Thomas Peters is outraged: "Seriously. Worst thing ever."