Nothing Like A Big Fat Weiner

Now on sale. From the website:

Carlos Danger Weiners: “There’s nothing like enjoying a big, fat weiner!” The world’s most delicious dogs with mocking salacious fun! With a Carlos Danger Weiner you can have the unique pleasure of a taste treat you won’t want to pull out of your mouth! A Carlos Danger Weiner rises to any occasion. There are many ways to enjoy your Carlos Danger Weiner. You can jerk it with a Jerk spice, plump it, pull it or just figure it out on your own. Always use a leather weiner holder, which ensures you will get the very most out of your weiner experience. Don’t forget Labor Day is coming up so if you want your party to be a real success in every way, Our dogs are seriously good (no kidding) so share the Carlos Danger Weiners with all your friends. Or, you can take a picture of yourself with your Carlos Danger Weiner and send it out to your friends, or even people you don’t know at all! Your day can be so much more special and any party can become more fun when you enjoy the Carlos Danger big, fat weiner experience.

The Giant Weiner Party Pack is $19.95.