PR Pitch Of The Day

A publicist suggests today that with Pride coming up, JMG readers would enjoy celebrating with her client's line of "luxury products." On the luxurious list: "A&E Deluxe Silicone Anal Bead Rope: The flexible shaft and graduated bead size makes this bead rope a winner for newbies and experts alike. Just add a little lube to begin exploring backdoor play." She must be reader because obviously none of you folks would settle for chintzy downmarket anal beads. Samples are available for giveaway and I almost considered it just to see that swag offer appear across the outraged hate-o-sphere.